You can call him “Al” but you’ll get a knuckle sandwich backed by mellow African rhythms. Not for nothing but has anyone ever listened to an Edie Brickell record? Waves of violence have been known to happen.
In all seriousness, it’s too bad to hear about this. Simon and Garfunkel were one of my earliest musical influences and I still dig them to this day. Matter of fact, when my dad worked for P.C Richard, he sold a washing machine to Art Garfunkel back in the 80’s. True story.
Oh well. Charles Bukowski said it best in his poem, ‘Genius of the Crowd‘:
“Those who preach peace are best at war.”
THE META BARD