Apologies for the extended haitus. I am actually in the process of moving from my place in the Bronx up to a new pad in White Plains. If you’ve never heard of White Plains, you can go back into my archives and read the essay I wrote about it last summer. Oddly enough, it’s my highest viewed post of all time. Anyway, the internet is still out over here so I haven’t been able to post between packing my stuff and arranging the move. The nice thing about the new place is that we have our own internet, so I don’t have to piggyback or be an internet hobo at Starbucks. I should be back to posting regularly as of May 1st, which is my move day. Maybe I’ll make some home movies and post them. We’ll see. I also have a ton of poetry I’ll be putting up. I tried tapping one out on the phone but it sucked. I hate transcribing and even more so with a tiny virtual keyboard
Other than that, I’ve been working on my steampunk-ish sci-fi novel. It’s coming along great. It’s nice to take a break from all the “serious” literary stuff and just take a fantastic voyage to a strange land. Been listening to a ton of the Beatles, reading up on UFOs and delving into early Batman comic books, and video games . What can I say? Even the tough talking, hard drinking Meta Bard has his nerdy side. Ha! You’ve never played Sonic until you’ve played it after a gallon of cheap wine. Talk about spin. If I would’ve brought a Sega Genesis to a Bacchanalia, the orgy would have been over.WTF am I talking about? As you can tell, Marty is feeling toasty today.
Okay, I guess I’m off. Maybe I’ll take pics and video and post that for the next few days. We can have some real get to know me type shit. I’d introduce you to the bed bugs but they get shy.
SO GUYS AND GALS, ARE YOU STILL WITH ME???? HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME AND LET THE META BARD KNOW THE WORLD IS STILL ALIVE AND KICKING OUTSIDE OF MY DARK LITTLE BURROUGH.